Puppies For Sale

A store owner was tacking a sign above his door that read "Puppies for Sale." Signs like that have a way of attracting small children, and sure enough a little boy appeared under the store owner's sign. "How much are you going to sell the puppies for?" the little boy asked. The store owner replied, "anywhere from $30 to $50." The little boy reached into his pocket and pulled out some change. "I have $2.37" he said. "May I please look at them?"
The store owner smiled and whistled and out of the kennel came Lady, who ran down the aisle of his store followed by five teeny, tiny balls of fur.One puppy was lagging considerably behind. Immediately the little boy singled out the lagging, limping puppy and said, "What's wrong with that little dog?" The store owner explained that the veterinarian had examined the little puppy and had discovered that it didn't have a hip socket. It would always limp. It would always be lame. The little boy became excited. "That is the puppy I want to buy."
The store owner said, "No, you don't want to buy that little dog. If you really want him, I'll just give him to you."The little boy got quite upset. He looked straight into the store owner's eyes, pointing his finger, and said, "I don't want you to give him to me. That little dog is worth every bit as much as all the other dogs and I'll pay full price. In fact, I'll give you $2.37 now and 50 cents a month until I have him paid for."
The store owner countered, "You really don't want to buy this little dog. He is never going to be able to run and jump and play with you like the other puppies." To his surprise, the little boy reached down and rolled up his pant leg to reveal a badly twisted, crippled left leg supported by a big metal brace. He looked up at the store owner and softly replied, "Well, I don't run so well myself, and the little puppy will need someone who understands."

I think this story is just excellent~! Okay okay I know it's a tad long...but bear with me and read all of them. You won't regret it. =D

p/s: I didn't write this. =p

Girls = Evil

I am going to prove mathematically that girls are evil.
We all know that girls require time and money.

Therefore,
Girls = Time x Money
And we know that time IS money.

So,
Girls = Money x Money
Girls = Money*2

It is known that money is the root of all evil.

Thus,
Money*2 = √Evil
Money = Evil

Hence, we are forced to conclude that
Girls = Evil

暧昧是， 你会常常在MSN等他上线，每当他几天没上线，你会开始担心。

暧昧是， 你会不时去留意他的Info看看有没有更新，且留意字里行间， 他对你有没有什么暗示。

暧昧是， 有感觉，然而，这种感觉不足以叫你们切切实实的发展一段正式 的关系。

暧昧是， 明白人生有太多无奈，现实有太多限制，知道不可能，但却又不 舍得放手。

暧昧是，有进一步的冲动，却没有进一步的勇气。 暧昧是，他不是你的情人，但似乎他比你的情人更关心、了解你。

暧昧是，你会编一条围巾给他，但大家从没有开始过。 暧昧是， 虽然他不是你的情人，但他却会对你说：「你对我是十分重要 的。」 暧昧是，你感冒时，有一个会在晚上打电话来，特意提醒你服药 ，叫你盖好棉被、早点睡的普通朋友。

暧昧是， 当你遇到问题解决不了，找不到男女朋友的时候，你第一个会想 到的人。

暧昧是，每当他提及他的另一半时，你就会感到万箭穿心。 暧昧是，为了逃避背叛的罪恶感。

暧昧是， 甜津津又同时酸溜溜的，往往从未开始，已叫人不安，患得患失。

暧昧是，别人以为你们在搞地下情时，你会沾沾自喜。 暧昧是，别人问你们是否在恋爱中，你张口结舌。

暧昧是， 常常挣扎表不表白，怕表白之后，既得不到一个情人，又失去了 一个知心好友。

暧昧是，见他到时，你会心跳，见不到时，会挂念他。 暧昧是， 两个人都互相猜测，他是不是已经暗示了什么？我是不是自作多 情？

暧昧是，每天都会聊MSN，间中会互传手机简讯，无规律的偶然约会。

暧昧是， 除了情人节外，在大时大节和生日，大家都会交换礼物。在外地 的时候，你总会记得买礼物给他，他有时煮了甜品，也会预你一份。

暧昧是，你很想多走一步，又怕会吓坏了他。你会很小心流露自己 的感情，忍不住不去着紧他，又怕他知道你着紧。

暧昧是，两个人没有承诺过什么，虽然如此，你愿意付出的， 比有承诺的情侣更多。没有责任，却很渴望去承担，不问回报。

This is something I found on the web...
None of it is my work. Just felt like sharing =)

Wow...it's been almost a year since I started this blog to crap about my daily mundane boring life~! Hahaha...time really flies doesn't it. Seriously, it's scary how fast my life is passing through...I haven even got time to stop and breathe and really think about my entire life.
Alot has happened in the past year, there has been mistakes, some I wished I didn't make...some I'm glad I did as it made me grow up a lil more and be clearer about myself and what I want in my life. Still, I miss my old friends. Miss the times we hung out together. Whether it was shopping, studying or simply guy-watching...it was a time when I can really be silly and not care too much about the world around me...even if it's just for a couple of hours.
But as people say...life goes on. As much as I still wish we could go back to old times when there weren't so much problems, truth is...people change. Some walk into your life and they walk out without leaving any impression or memory at all. Then there are some that you wouldn't be able to forget in your entire lifetime...these are the people that made you laugh, made you cry and offer a shoulder to lean on when you feel like the whole world is caving in. They are there in your darkest hours, offering words of comfort and a listening ear for you to pour your soul out. These are your true friends in life. And trust me, it's not everyday that you can find a person like that. Someone whom you know you can trust with your secrets and heartaches and happiness. If your lucky enough to meet one in your life, treasure that person.
Humans are far from perfect. However much we want to believe that we're perfect. The truth is, we're just not. And never will be. We spend fortunes trying to fix things that weren't even broken in the first place. We're always comparing ourselves with other people...always not good enough, not pretty enough, not rich enough, not famous enough, not perfect enough. We are too obsessed with all the petty things like money, looks and fame that we forgot the thing that really matter in life. Love. And I'm not just refering to boyfriend-girlfriend kind of love. It can be anything...love for your pet, love for your family, love for your dear friends... Love is what makes us whole. But we often forget that until it's much, much too late. We fail to appreciate the little things in life until they've slipped away from us. Then it hits us in the face just how much those little things mattered to us in the first place.